The Fugged Cup is an annual charity golf tournament hosted by some real yahoos in my home state of North Carolina. Collectively, the group is suspect. But individually...well, they're still suspect. Nevertheless, I agreed to write their website to assist in their efforts to raise money for each year's chosen cause. For me, the real highlight was crafting a series of short, surreal bios on The Players -- a feature which has apparently been met with great enthusiasm, and has inevitably given this pathetic crew convenient fodder to publicly embellish their otherwise sorry lives.